a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

kitteridgehawkpelt:

potterdursley:

potterdursley:

Alternate Universes are pure gold

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GET OUT

danisnotonfire:

asdfg my hair is stupid. when i’m filming a video and trying to look nice it looks crap and weird. but when i’m doing nothing - 38 hours since i last washed it, it’s great!! i’m sure that’s not how hair’s supposed to work.

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

trust:

have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself

muffinisnotonfire:

You are judging me? Then stop and look at this.

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

^Bless this


PJ’s Jizz in my Pants impression - requested by christ-kendall

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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